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Captain Cyrus
Posts : 97 Join date : 2018-03-01 Location : The Open Sea (Originally London, England)
| Subject: Black Licorice me arse! Sun Mar 18, 2018 3:43 pm | |
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Cyrus went down to the lake. The rain had begun pouring down heavily and the professional pirate was soaked to the bone. But he wasn't going to let that stop him from catching his next meal. Especially since Je'Raldo had announced that the dinner course for the week was nothing but black licorice. There was a lot Captain Cyrus was willing to eat in this world. But black licorice was not one of them.
"All righty," he chippered to himself. "Let's see if I can get some nice rainbow trout or something!" And with that, he flung his net into the water.
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Bijou
Posts : 186 Join date : 2018-03-01 Location : Anaheim, California
| Subject: Re: Black Licorice me arse! Mon Mar 19, 2018 1:39 pm | |
| Bijou scurried from the forest once the rain picked up, using her headscarf to shield her face. The rain began to pour louder and heavier, prompting her to hide under a big tree and catch her breath. No, screw this, she thought. I'm just going to wait for the downpour to stop before I walk any closer to the cabins.
Waiting under the large cover of the trees, she squeezed the water out of her soaked scarf and sighed at how stupid the weather was being. | |
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Captain Cyrus
Posts : 97 Join date : 2018-03-01 Location : The Open Sea (Originally London, England)
| Subject: Re: Black Licorice me arse! Mon Mar 19, 2018 2:19 pm | |
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As Cyrus continued to fish for some decent food, he heard the sound of footsteps running toward his direction. He turned around to see his teammate Bijou standing under a tree trying to take shelter from the pouring rain.
"Not to state the obvious, lass," he called over as he pulled in his net, "but ye'd have better chances of getting dry if ye were ta just go to the cabins."
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Bijou
Posts : 186 Join date : 2018-03-01 Location : Anaheim, California
| Subject: Re: Black Licorice me arse! Tue Mar 20, 2018 8:33 am | |
| Bijou could barely hear Cyrus due to the rain, but understood enough.
"I know that indoors is dryer than outdoors. Like, duh!! But if I wait five minutes I'll actually be able to see where I'm going." She wasn't normally so blunt, but was soaked, tired and so over today, and wasn't about to put up with a know-it-all. "Why do you always have to mansplain everything??" | |
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Captain Cyrus
Posts : 97 Join date : 2018-03-01 Location : The Open Sea (Originally London, England)
| Subject: Re: Black Licorice me arse! Tue Mar 20, 2018 12:28 pm | |
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Cyrus gathered up the rainbow trout he had managed to catch and started to make his way toward Bijou. He rolled his eyes as she gave her explanation. However... the last comment she made caused him to stop in his tracks. He turned toward the red-haired girl and quirked an eyebrow.
"Well, excuse this captain for expressing concern for another.... and what in the bloody hell does 'mansplain' mean?!" he questioned.
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Bijou
Posts : 186 Join date : 2018-03-01 Location : Anaheim, California
| Subject: Re: Black Licorice me arse! Thu Mar 22, 2018 11:33 am | |
| "Mansplain!" she said, throwing her arms in the air. "You always explain things to people who never asked for it!! And it's so condescending and patronizing. You talk to your team like we're little kids who need to be taught how to function!" | |
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Captain Cyrus
Posts : 97 Join date : 2018-03-01 Location : The Open Sea (Originally London, England)
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Bijou
Posts : 186 Join date : 2018-03-01 Location : Anaheim, California
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Captain Cyrus
Posts : 97 Join date : 2018-03-01 Location : The Open Sea (Originally London, England)
| Subject: Re: Black Licorice me arse! Thu Mar 22, 2018 4:31 pm | |
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Cyru wasn't phased by the fish slap (he was more surprised that Bijou actually did it than hurt). Wiping the slime off his face, he slowly approached Bijou and stood inches away from his face.
"Lass...." he whispered. "I'll have ye know that yer one of only two people in the world that have ever smacked me across the face with a fish....
....AND IT'S ABOUT BLOODY TIME!" he exclaimed with glee.
Without warning, he pulled Bijou in for a noogie.
"Cor blimey, it's about bloody time someone had the guts to stand up to me!" he continued to exclaim (while still giving her a noogie) "Yer something else, lass! From now on, ye've got me respect!"
OOC - As of the end of this post, Cyrus is still giving Bijou the noogie. Hey, no one ever said he was sane lol. | |
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Bijou
Posts : 186 Join date : 2018-03-01 Location : Anaheim, California
| Subject: Re: Black Licorice me arse! Thu Mar 22, 2018 5:14 pm | |
| Are you kidding me? She just slapped him over the face with a goddamn fish and he respects it? Even when he's being put in his place, he's nuts!!
The noogie was a step too far. Way too far. She couldn't stand being touched, and especially from someone she just slapped in the face. Bijou felt demeaned and pissed off.
She pushed him off as he was giving her a noogie, talking over his last sentence and storming off. "Don't touch me ever again!!," she shouted as she made her way to the cabin. I'll take the pouring rain over that any day!! | |
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